rockpile

rok payhl noun, verb.

The act of, or the experience of having, no fewer than three scrotums (or five testicles) placed and rested for a time around the face, mouth, nose, ears, or chin.

Jack broke up with Jill because he came home to find her getting rockpiled by half the football team.

by Pile it On August 17, 2009

Rockpile

(n,v) The act of putting at least six testicles on one face.

Look, Hal passed out. Let's rockpile him.

Or

Look, Hal passed out. Let's give him a rockpile.

by PeteFalcone August 17, 2009

rockpile

A Rookie. Pile for short. Rookies are known as rockpiles because like a pile of rocks, roookies are good for nothing.

"Fill up the water bottles, rockpile."

by groov2 January 2, 2007

rockpile

To be hard as fuck. Also, to be immovable, such as a large pile of rocks. Opposite of cockasswangfuck.

Man, robin's rockpile

by kevan, robin November 24, 2006

Rock Pile

A person that is lacking intelligence.

That guy is a rock pile! He doesn't even know what 2 + 2 is.

by bull123 February 20, 2009

Rockpie

Someone or something that is widely considered useless or stupid

This damn kid is an absolute rockpie.

by caseboy April 9, 2013

rock pile driver

The most hardcore R/C rock crawler ever!

That rock pile driver killed everyone at today's comp

by satana December 31, 2008