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Stomp Rocket

A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.
Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.

Stomp Rocket

When a person is sack tapped while butt chugging a beer. The end result is ass coffee out of the blow hole.
Did you see when Caleb stomp rocketed Colby and Heather was covered in ass coffee.
Stomp Rocket by B Shank October 17, 2012

Chinese Stomp Rocket 

Piss in a bitch, than shit in her mouth, then jump on her stomach and see it shoot out!
Damn bro, I did the Chinese Stomp Rocket on Jessica last night. She went wild.
Chinese Stomp Rocket by anonymous September 27, 2020

Rocket Stomping 

Rocket Stomping is a practise usually performed by posh people, where a gay man stands on his head, and allows another gay man to insert his penis into his anus, whilst the recievers anus is filled with beetroot
Man 1 - "Hey Charles, would you like to try Rocket Stomping?"
Man 2 - "Why Yes Raymond, I would love to Rocket Stomp!"
Rocket Stomping by Kyle J. Beccalee February 22, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026