Rock-tard 

any loser who thinks they are a rock star just because they think they are good at guitar hero or rock band

Ted:Hey, I just beat Through the Fire and Flames on expert, I am awesome hax0r

Ben:Thats cool and all, but, seriously, I can play a real guitar

Ted:Wow, no one cares, only old people play real guitars

Ben:STFU Rock-tard

Rock-tard by Pitt5truct0r March 1, 2008

'Tard Rock 

Short for Retarded Rock
New punk rock, the crappy kind.

Guy 1- Hey, what music does Fall Out Boy play?
Guy 2- 'Tard Rock.

'Tard Rock by rent_junkie January 10, 2008

Rocktard 

The fourth child of Shay and Katilette Carl

Rocktard rocks!

Rocktard by micksss June 14, 2010

Rocktard 

Musicians who see themselves and big rockstars, but are actual douches (Fall Out Boy).

Pete Wentz is such a rocktard!!

Rocktard by Adam Hobbs January 9, 2010

Rocktard 

a relatively unknown non celebrity who is involved in music (although not many people know or care for it)and seems to think they are in legendary status and behave like they are a rockstar. Live in fantasy land inside their own head, population: 1.

changing ones first name to "vegas", then going on stage during a gig in a v small town and announcing the new name to the crowd of 5, is a beautiful example of a rocktard..

Rocktard by candyfloss July 25, 2007

rocktard 

in short: poser!!!
in long: a person who thinks they are rock because they bought a green day album and a band t-shirt. these people are just basically townies except they have the intelligence to except other types of music other than dance. rocktard probably has a friend who listens to rock music.

person 1: hey check it out im a rock chick!!!
person 2: *cough* rocktard *cough*

rocktard by rou rou September 21, 2005