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Roberts'd 

Verb: to have two defense attorneys.
Man, that defendant should have been a felon twice by now. We got Roberts'd on this one.
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Roberts'd 

Verb: the legal arrangement in which a defendant is represented simultaneously by two separate defense lawyers during a proceeding, but one is a prosecutor.
Man, that defendant should have two felony charges by now. We got Roberts'd.

Emma Roberts dumbass 

emma roberts is one of the dumbest people ever (i still love her)
exhibit a: walked into a glass door and broke her nose
exhibit b: joined a book club but can’t read
exhibit c: when defending taylor swift she use “your” instead of “you’re”
exhibit d: she’s scared of horror things but watches it alone at night
there’s more (emma there’s nothing wrong about being a dumbass ily)
emma roberts? year emma roberts dumbass she’s a little bit confused in life sometimes 😭🙏
Emma Roberts dumbass by nayasemma January 7, 2021

Robert D. 

A dick with a dick who likes dick. Dates an ugly cracked out whore who looks like Snookie. Thinks he's a nihilistic party boy who can't get along with anybody else who isn't. Walks like he has something stuck up his ass. He also thinks A Day to Remember is pop-punk. And is a straight edge sell out.
1. Hey dude, did you see that girl?

Yeah? She probably dates a Robert D.

2. Bro, that dude walks like he's gay!
Yeah, I think that's a Robert D.
Robert D. by p00pnugget September 1, 2011

robert d 

robert d by realsteal October 27, 2011

Robert D 

A gay guy, hes amazing. Hes the most amazing person on earth. Hes nice to most people. Hes really good at giving head and he loves it. Hes just a magical thing to have around.
“Wow, Robert D is so amazing! Hes also so good at head.” ;)
Robert D by That one Hoey Hoe September 7, 2018
pronoun:

1) for a girl to text you and to seem interested over text, to only let you down in real life

2) when you lead a guy on from text but ignore him or reject him in real life
Louise: Jeez, did you hear how SImon got Robert'd

Chealsy: I saw screenshots of the text messages. What a bitch for leading him on.
Robert'd by Bob confidant. December 28, 2016
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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