Roberton 

Roberton is a charmer, extraordinarily charismatic and possesses many Aquarius qualities and may even be Aquarius himself. He is a gyalist man and vision-oriented. He writes his vision in a notebook and is determined to be successful. A Roberton is sweet, mysterious, freaky and loaded with trust issues. Being with a Roberton can be a living hell if he does not trust you.

You are such a Roberton. Meaning you are a flirt without knowing it

Roberton by Teslamyesla November 22, 2021

Roberto Nevilis 

The Nigga who invented homework

Roberto Nevilis made this world so damn painful for inventing homework that stupid teachers should know that nobody is gonna do that shit! Damn sleeping on rusty spikes seems way less painful!

Roberto Nevilis by Kidswillbekids April 21, 2020

Darryl Robertson Jr.

The most simply divine Instagram account ever. (sidenote: I stumbled across this Instagram account and it's the most beautiful thing ever) Darryl invented the words: divine, delightful, simply, delicious, etc. He hails from Zimbabwe and the ugliest fish in the world looks like HIM, not the other way around.

(@dar_dar_bonks_6839)

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Darryl Robertson Jr.'s new post?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."

Darryl Robertson Jr. by globglogabgalab_6969 November 6, 2020

Walter Roberson 

A man who has put up so many answers up in the MATLAB forums some question if it is just one man doing this, or an army of elves under Walter's control. His current answer count is up over 41,000

OP: How do I do this in matlab
Walter Roberson: One line of code
OP: Well damn, that was easy

Walter Roberson by bigredguy456 February 26, 2019

robertsons 

A polite slang term for breasts popularized by Vinesauce.

-Wow she has some big robertsons.
-Show robertsons please.

robertsons by Binesauce May 31, 2018

Roberto Nevilis 

The Asshole who invented homework if this man hadn’t been ever lived we wouldn’t have the stress kids have today so if your thinking of doing a research project on the invention of homework here is the definition of the intellectual who invented it

Roberto Nevilis is the intellectual who invented homework

Roberto Nevilis by swagy chillswag July 1, 2020

Pat Robertson

A televangelist prick who abuses christianity to gain wealth, generally by exploiting the guilty, fearful, and or gullible people of america by ranting about how they are all going to hell if they don't send him money. It would be better for the whole world if this dude was capable of suffocating, seeing as he hasn't died from having his head shoved up his own ass.

Lee: Hi, my name's Lee.

Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.

Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.

Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*

Pat Robertson by Johan The Destroyer November 11, 2012