robertson

Extremly awesome or a total boss.

After doing a triple backflip and catching a saxaphone in mid air, Elliot felt like a Robertson.

robertson by Ranger64 March 12, 2015

Robertson

A pedo that cruises the streets pissing on children he owns three vans 1=pissing on children,2=a children centipede and 3=rape he also pretends to work at schools looking for children to mallest with his pubic hair trying to give everyone a Yorkshire tea bag with his large hairy penis.

"Hey Mr Robertson how's your day been ''
Mr Robertson: A fucking brilliant I just raped your sister and gave your mum a blow job.

Robertson by Wanker over9000 (69)owwwwwyeah June 10, 2018

robertson

eh bitch ass person who enslaves others

hey robertson go get me that

robertson by goolgoog August 29, 2020

Robertson Mexican wall

Basically you shag your bitch in doggy style on top off a wall the as ur about to splurge push her off the wall into Mexico she will cry and that's hardcore porn.

Ah g trust that slag was never cheating again man did the Robertson Mexican wall on the ting

Robertson Mexican wall by Robertson GBHS 9C July 5, 2017

Robertson's Creeper 

A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.

Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.

Robertson's Creeper by J-Money Chenevey December 13, 2007

Robertson goodbye 

when you are at a social function with a mixed company of friends and strangers and when it comes time for you to leave, you take a drink from a strangers glass right before leaving. Preferably this will happen as you are saying goodbye to everyone and the attention is on you.

I was down at the bar when I noticed how late it was, so rushed out of the bar and accidentally Robertson goodbye-ed. So today I'm pretty sick. :/

Robertson goodbye by pseudo-sudo April 22, 2021

Darryl Robertson Jr.

The most simply divine Instagram account ever. (sidenote: I stumbled across this Instagram account and it's the most beautiful thing ever) Darryl invented the words: divine, delightful, simply, delicious, etc. He hails from Zimbabwe and the ugliest fish in the world looks like HIM, not the other way around.

(@dar_dar_bonks_6839)

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Darryl Robertson Jr.'s new post?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."

Darryl Robertson Jr. by globglogabgalab_6969 November 6, 2020