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Roberting 

To constantly be on one's phone during social situations.
How about you put your phone down and stop Roberting during dinner.
Roberting by Uribees January 16, 2014
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Roberting 

To work in a call center atmosphere and rush through outgoing calls, only letting the phone ring once... Then once you get a live person, you transfer them to another dept. so fast, you don't realize they are really not even remotely interested, wasting everyone's time... Oh, and you also go on rants about stupid shit no one cares about ALLLLLL damn day...
Man!! Don't transfer people like that, You are totally Roberting the calls, asshole!!

Roberting 

When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberted
"Fuck, it pisses me off when that bitch is roberting someone."
Roberting by Masternerd October 11, 2019

Roberting 

We all know the gorgeous, dazzling, amazing, talented, awsome, cute, hottest, etc. actor Robert Pattinson.
Roberting means: thinking about Robert Pattinson or talking about him or searching Rob on the internet...



Bella: Lia, what are you doing?
Lia: Well Bells, I'm looking at Rob's pics...( sigh)
Bella: ahaaa... so you're Roberting, AGAIN !

Eric Roberting 

Convincingly faking talent
Fake gold wearing fool was Eric Roberting like he is the next Vanilla Ice but after he signed his deal he was more zero than hero.
Eric Roberting by Beaux Courrier November 7, 2023
1: A butt face memer.

2: a noice Canadian youtuber who loves youtubers and can actually sing.
Person 1: *kicks over a trash can of memeswhile singing All Star*
Person 2: wish you're acting like RobertIDK
RobertIDK by Danisfabulous_ November 13, 2016

Robertism 

the religion of robert pattinson just being robert pattinson

Join the Robertism google classroom

Google classroom code- psipvkp
Yo have you joined Robertism, its great man
Robertism by pope #3 October 28, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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