Robert D.

A dick with a dick who likes dick. Dates an ugly cracked out whore who looks like Snookie. Thinks he's a nihilistic party boy who can't get along with anybody else who isn't. Walks like he has something stuck up his ass. He also thinks A Day to Remember is pop-punk. And is a straight edge sell out.

1. Hey dude, did you see that girl?

Yeah? She probably dates a Robert D.

2. Bro, that dude walks like he's gay!
Yeah, I think that's a Robert D.

by p00pnugget September 1, 2011

robert d

swag

robert d= swag

by realsteal October 27, 2011

Robert D

A gay guy, hes amazing. Hes the most amazing person on earth. Hes nice to most people. Hes really good at giving head and he loves it. Hes just a magical thing to have around.

“Wow, Robert D is so amazing! Hes also so good at head.” ;)

by That one Hoey Hoe September 7, 2018

Robert'd

pronoun:

1) for a girl to text you and to seem interested over text, to only let you down in real life

2) when you lead a guy on from text but ignore him or reject him in real life

Louise: Jeez, did you hear how SImon got Robert'd

Chealsy: I saw screenshots of the text messages. What a bitch for leading him on.

by Bob confidant. December 28, 2016

Roberts'd

Verb: to have two defense attorneys.

Man, that defendant should have been a felon twice by now. We got Roberts'd on this one.

by RollercoasterFanatic69 August 8, 2025

Roberts'd

Verb: the legal arrangement in which a defendant is represented simultaneously by two separate defense lawyers during a proceeding, but one is a prosecutor.

Man, that defendant should have two felony charges by now. We got Roberts'd.

by RollercoasterFanatic69 August 8, 2025