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"country" folk wearing John Deere / cammo or Cat Diesel hats drive around, usually at night in pickup trucks drinking beer or "poking smot"

If several trucks are used it is called a "convoy" and usually involves mud bogging / ditching and/or smashing and towing dumpters and stealing construction barrels. Or "the dip sign"

Best roadin' is done in a diesel pickup, with ball bats to get critters and mailboxes.

When you have several buddies in your truck you'll need extra spitters.

Stop to piss after 6 beers, and every 2 after that.

1 beer / mile minimum.
nextel two way"hey there truck driver, grab dirty guy of BL smoothies, we're roadin'"

"Get the tow chain. Johnny got his diesel stuck out roadin'"

"dude last nite I was roadin' and had to sleep at the truck stop"
roadin' by hoss guy November 19, 2010

dirty roadin 

to go out drinkin on gravel roads
I like to go dirty roadin everyday after work.

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? 

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

I aint reading allat 

means ur not gonna read all that
arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏
I aint reading allat by vsonyx December 21, 2022
When a girl gives a guy head in a car only to spit his cum into a cannoli shell and eat it
Judith, give me a roadnoli!” yelled Mike.
Roadnoli by computerchip May 26, 2018