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Rainbow Road Rage 

The anger felt at others while playing Mario Kart.
A: *drops banana peel*
B: *hits banana* YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHIT DICK!
C: What's his problem?
A: He's got Rainbow Road Rage.

Road Rage 

The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.
Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.
Road Rage by Jesus February 24, 2003

Road Rage 

The uncontrolable feeling of wanting to plow your car into another drivers car.
I'm not giving way to you,you can keep driving forward but I'm going to give you some of my paint for free.Oh!!!! smart arse hey? Now I'm going to chase,and force my paintwork onto your car.Shit! Shit! Shit! Wish I had a faster car.
Road Rage by Huge November 2, 2003

road rage 

its what every other driver in the world causes you to get this condition that makes you want to cuss and bitch the next 5 miles to your house..because the worst road rage you can get is always 5 miles from you home..you want to get home so bad and you get behind some fucking slow ass and all you want to do is get home..happens every time
DAMNIT...stupid bastard where did you learn how to drive Head Up Ass School..get out of the damn way!
road rage by surfergurl2006 April 25, 2005

Road Rage 

Aggressively maneuvering around assholes that don't know how to fucking drive.
Example of someone expressing road rage: "Get out of the way you assholes!" *shakes fist angrily*
Road Rage by SchiteStack March 5, 2017

Road Rage Rug Burn 

The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.
I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.