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Rizzonometry

The practice/art of Rizzing, also known as “getting Rizzy”, or simply just talking to women.
“I just slid into Kim Kardashians DMs! Good thing I have a PHD in Rizzonometry!”

“Do you see that goth girl with thunder thighs over there? Quick, get out your Rizzonometry notes!”

“My body count of 38 earned me an A in Rizzonometry! It also got me sent to the streets.”
Rizzonometry by Rizzlord Svobozo November 19, 2023
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Rizzonometry

A college-level course in Rizz, taken after Rizztory and followed by Quantum Rizzics.
"Since I got my PhD in Rizzonometry, I pull a 10 everywhere I go. Even schools and elderly homes."

"I finally passed Rizzonometry! Time to move on to Quantum Rizzics! Surely I'll end up with a hispanic broad that only has 200 followers on IG"

Rizzonometry

A mid-level Course in Rizz, taken after Rizztory and followed by Quantum Rizzics.
"Since getting my PhD in Rizzonometry I pull a 10 everywhere I go! Even schools and elderly homes!"

"I finally passed Rizzonometry, so it's time to take Quantum Rizzics. Once I get through that surely I'll pull a cute hispanic broad with under 500 IG followers!"

"How did you fail Rizzonometry?!? You probably couldn't even bag a furry from a trailer park!"
Rizzonometry by Dr. GrooBussy June 29, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026