Rizzenometry

The teachings of the great Professor Davis, where the students are thought how to be the best rizzers(players).

"Bro I just aced Rizzenometry, I can now rizz up any girl I want!" -Stud

Rizzenometry by StudatronWizard May 1, 2023

Rizzonometry

The practice/art of Rizzing, also known as “getting Rizzy”, or simply just talking to women.

“I just slid into Kim Kardashians DMs! Good thing I have a PHD in Rizzonometry!”

“Do you see that goth girl with thunder thighs over there? Quick, get out your Rizzonometry notes!”

“My body count of 38 earned me an A in Rizzonometry! It also got me sent to the streets.”

Rizzonometry by Rizzlord Svobozo November 19, 2023

Rizzonometry

A college-level course in Rizz, taken after Rizztory and followed by Quantum Rizzics.

"Since I got my PhD in Rizzonometry, I pull a 10 everywhere I go. Even schools and elderly homes."

"I finally passed Rizzonometry! Time to move on to Quantum Rizzics! Surely I'll end up with a hispanic broad that only has 200 followers on IG"

Rizzonometry by Rizzlord Svobozo June 29, 2024

Rizzonometry

A mid-level Course in Rizz, taken after Rizztory and followed by Quantum Rizzics.

"Since getting my PhD in Rizzonometry I pull a 10 everywhere I go! Even schools and elderly homes!"

"I finally passed Rizzonometry, so it's time to take Quantum Rizzics. Once I get through that surely I'll pull a cute hispanic broad with under 500 IG followers!"

"How did you fail Rizzonometry?!? You probably couldn't even bag a furry from a trailer park!"

Rizzonometry by Dr. GrooBussy June 29, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016