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Riverhood 

a town on Long Island (actually called Riverhead) that was pronounced very wrongly by a ghetto volleyball team
person: "what team are you playing?"
other person: "Riverhood…sounds so ghetto"
me: "More ghetto than your education?"
Riverhood by luceyrae July 24, 2014

Riverfront Middle school 

Garbage ass school with garbage ass staff and garbage ass food. The school teams suck. The bathrooms and locker rooms smell like piss. Havent updated gym equipment in years. Your either weird or have a lot of friends there is no in between. Everyone is either gay or homophobic. The principals head is shaped like a potato. Overall the school is ass.
"Hey where did you go to school at?"

"I went to school at Riverfront Middle School in florence"
"Isn't that school really poor?"
"Yes"

Riverwood High School 

A school in which marijuana literally grows out of the cracks of the tiles. A hangout for pot-heads, stoners, and the sort; Any school in which the principal is a big fat oaf; A school renown for it's poor education, unqualified teachers, and large amounts of illegal substances.
Random Principal: Wow, our SAT scores have dropped 25% this year.
Vice Principal: Looks as if we are becoming a Riverwood high school.
Riverwood High School by I be Fye February 24, 2009

riverwood middle school 

a school full of preppy, edgy, and gay kids. there is no in between. full of psychotic teachers who talk about shooting horses and teachers who think they're special for giving obnoxious kids the attention they want. pray your teacher doesn't get pregnant, because you will get a sub that doesn't even try to teach. unless it's a science teacher. mrs jones is just as terrible, but she's so sweet and actually cares about your feelings and will let you cry in the supply closet with oreos if needed.

RiverHood 

riverhead,ny. part of long island (not nyc or the hamptons) known to be ghetto by the people who live there.
its all good in riverhood
RiverHood by kngkong144 October 9, 2007

Riverwood 

A place where harming chickens is a serious crime than anything else. If you commit theft or murder, pay a fine and get away with it, but mess with a chicken then you get a horde of angry guards and villagers trying to kill you.
I got a bunch of angry villagers and guards behind my back just because I shouted at a chicken in Riverwood.
Riverwood by Saitama 777 June 11, 2021