A form of fighting in old Amish tradition that that consists of beating the opponent with a stick, the winner receives all the woman he wants in the town.
A person who is not only efficient, but a professional at picking up women. It is also a play on words of the prolific batman villain "The Riddler" as his actions are efficient and well thought through like the person described.
John was refusing to bathe for a week as to save a few quid on the picnic he had planned for the family/
John had been wanking himself stupid of late and had a good build up of Rimsleydale to pack.