rizzled

Orgins of this slang word prolifterated throughout the KCMO area after a man named Moose Dizzle migrated from Denver, Colorado. According to Moose Dizzle the term rizzled is to be defined as, being extremely stoned before class or drunker than fuck during the week

"I'm rizzled, let's go to economics."
"I'm rizzled, I hope I don't miss my test tommorrow."

by alex December 12, 2003

rizzled

Intoxication level beyond "buzzed"; drunk; high; "wasted" (from drugs or alcohol).

I'm rizzled off just two of these drinks.

Look, that guy is so rizzled, he's going to stumble into the street and get hit by a car.

by woodcockr August 31, 2010

Rizzled

The act of being high, drunk, and nicotine buzzed at the same time.

Damn bitch. We gotta party so hard and get rizzled tonight.

Girl remember last night when we were rizzled as fuck?

Jacob was so rizzled at that party i swear to god he couldn’t see straight.

by MEGTHEESTALLION November 26, 2020

Rizzled

when someone is rizzing you up but they give up half way or they do it with a high level of cringe

boy 1: hey baby girl, wanna go back to my place

girl 1: uhhh

girl 2: you've just been rizzled

by Tufts University America August 1, 2023

Jew rizzled

When you get screwed over by something

Man you just got jew rizzled

by Mr.Ection August 28, 2016

Rizzless

Describes Evan Harrison's main attribute. He repels all women. He has no game.

Evan is so rizzless he can't get a single woman.

by Mr.Smooth the Rizzful December 18, 2022

Adolf rizzler

A person who is emaculate at rizzing up girls

My friend noah is adolf rizzler when it comes to rizzing girls up

by rizzlord123 December 1, 2022