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Orgins of this slang word prolifterated throughout the KCMO area after a man named Moose Dizzle migrated from Denver, Colorado. According to Moose Dizzle the term rizzled is to be defined as, being extremely stoned before class or drunker than fuck during the week
"I'm rizzled, let's go to economics."
"I'm rizzled, I hope I don't miss my test tommorrow."
by alex December 12, 2003
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The act of being high, drunk, and nicotine buzzed at the same time.
Damn bitch. We gotta party so hard and get rizzled tonight.

Girl remember last night when we were rizzled as fuck?

Jacob was so rizzled at that party i swear to god he couldn’t see straight.
by MEGTHEESTALLION November 26, 2020
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Intoxication level beyond "buzzed"; drunk; high; "wasted" (from drugs or alcohol).
I'm rizzled off just two of these drinks.

Look, that guy is so rizzled, he's going to stumble into the street and get hit by a car.
by woodcockr August 30, 2010
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