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Think Jalex is cute or merrikat is cute?
Well you ain't seen nothing yet!
Rilex is the 'love' between a certain cutiepie Mr Rian Dawson, and the heart wrenchingly attractive Mr Alex Gaskarth.
Their love is not on the same level as Jalex, these two are percieved more as 'husbands' sharing looks, and inside jokes, as well as craving the physical warmth of each other.
Friend 'I'm going to an ATL concert tonight, I'm hoping for a lot of jalex action!'
Friend 2 'oh jalex? were over that! Rilex is where it's at! I ship it soooo much!
Rilex by MrsATL December 7, 2011
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describes lazy individuals who don't have a personality and are always trying to impress others with deception and lies
I thought this dude was cool, turns out he was just a rilex though
Rilex by Mohany January 31, 2025
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Riley-Knodel effect 

Synonym for the Dunning-Kruger effect.
That Guy is such an ignorant and arrogant flat earther he suffers from severe Riley-Knodel effect. Even worse than Pratt does.
Riley-Knodel effect by MCToon June 7, 2019

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Being a Lieutenant, he is second in command of the Task Force 141 and is seen wearing dark red sunglasses and a skull patterned balaclava. He is in various missions on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2, and during the mission "Loose Ends" he along with Gary "Roach" Sanderson get betrayed by Sheperd who after shooting them, orders other soldiers to throw their bodies in a ditch and covered in gasoline, then Sherperd lights a Cigar and throws it on them leaving you to assume they both die.
Simon "Ghost" Riley's quotes-
"Roach, hang in there!"
"Bloody hell those trucks are bulletproofed!"
"It's gonna get bloody."

Gamer1: Ghost wast the shit!
Gamer2: Sucks he had to die!
Gamer1: Time to get revenge on Sheperd!!!

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.
"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"
A Lexus automobile filled with Rolex watches. Why? Just to have one.

etymology: early 21st century, from Rolex + Lexus
Tom Haverford: "Dennis Feinstein belongs to a new generation of wealth: rappers, tech geniuses, X Games medalists, and of course, scent artists. The man owns a Rolexus, it's a Lexus filled with Rolexes."

Ben Wyatt: "What's the point of that?"

Tom Haverford: "To have it, which he does!?"

Ben Wyatt: "Feinstein's the worst, I hope he gets into an accident driving that Rolex-mobile."

Tom Haverford: "For the last time it's a Rolexus and you can't drive it!"
Rolexus by MAV28 April 19, 2013

Sosage Rolex 

The art of wrapping ones penis around another person wrist.
Chris: "Oh my, that's one nice Sosage Rolex you have there"
Paul: "Yeah, I inherited it off my grandfather."
Sosage Rolex by eNxi June 8, 2009
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