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ridetrials 

1) Fucking someone so hard that you kill them and get put on trial for their murder.
bonus points: if you get a life sentence by shitting on their dead body

2) The act of inverting a penis and then proceeding to stroke to completion
1a) piss me off and I'll ridetrials you

1b) The jury determined she was guilty of ridetrials

1c) DEATH BY RIDETRIALS!

2) A - my dick is so sore
J - why what happened?
A - She ridetrialed me last night
Related Words
Rifet rift rivethead Rifat rife rivet rifting riet Riftdrawal rifters

on the rivet 

Extreme physical exertion to the point of almost giving up. Derived from bike racing in the olden days when bike seats had rivets, and in an effort not to get dropped one would slide forward on the saddle to exert maximum pressure on the pedals so as to hang on the the amphetamine-loaded Belgian in front of you.
Person 1: So how'd you do?
Person 2: Dude, I was on the rivet for like an hour until I finally blew.
on the rivet by scottsmack October 12, 2004
Me: That guy is so one-note
Them: No way, he's a total Riftan.
Riftan by Under the Palm Tree December 9, 2021

Riveting tale, chap. 

The verbose and formal variant of the sarcastic phrase "cool story bro".
Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.

Person B: Riveting tale, chap.
Use code rifty
Dude you have to use code rifty in the fortnite item shop
Rifty by TheMostEpicG March 30, 2019

rivet counter 

A person who has an obsession in every small and non-important details.
Game developer: we released new tank T60.
Rivet counter: omg, there are wrong number of rivets on left side inside tank, I uninstalling game.
rivet counter by Do I know him? October 6, 2011