Reinhardt is a Germanic name meaning strong, brave, or hardy counsel. Reinhardts are amazing, wonderful, sensitive men. Very handsome. A bit vein about their looks, but most are secretly insecure. They have gorgeous eyes and awesome music taste. They generally have great personalities but sadly tend to keep a lot of it hidden. Reinhardt is a hard name to spell. But it's German and sexy so it can be forgiven for being hard to spell. This name should never be shortened because it is an amazing name. If you catch a Reinhardt never let it go, if he is not perfectly awesome it is only because he is keeping so much of himself locked away. They can progress from shy men who hold themselves back and are ok in bed, to fucking animals that rock your fucking world. They can be really stupid sometimes, but all men can be. Pronounced "rind"+"heart" Reinhardt.
Lucky Girl: "Oh god, I got my world rocked so hard last night."
Lucky Girl's Friend: ''Lemme guess, Reinhardt?"
Random Person: "He's so sensitive, and he's just got so much personality. It's a shame that he hides it"
Other Random Person: "Must be a Reinhardt."
Exceptional Individual: "I feel like there's just so much more to him, he could be so great, but he doesn't let it out."
Stoner: "Dude, you totally just described a Reinhardt, dude."
Used to identify a player in a multiplayer video game who primarily uses melee weapons, such as a sword or hammer, and runs into the enemy players with the intent of killing them, regardless of their amount of health, current position, or current distance.
This act usually gets the "Reinhardt Syndrome" player eventually killed. However, they never learn from this mistake and continue to run into the enemy team again and again.
One popular game, known as Overwatch, is known for its abundance of "Reinhardt Syndrome" players. In the game, a character named Reinhardt is equipped with only a hammer and shield. Hence the name "Reinhardt Syndrome".
Our teammate just ran in with that stupid hammer and died, so he must have Reinhardt Syndrome.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!