Rhetro

A term used to describe a male's sexuality. Also known as Rhetrosexual.

a. The Complete and exact opposite of Metro-Sexual
b. A badass in every way, shape, and form.
c. Does not give a shit about anything
d. Some examples: The Hulk, Jason Bourne, Brian Urlacher, and Rambo.

Why did you beat the shit out of that guy?!

Because, I am fuckin Rhetro.

by spartan_663 April 19, 2009

Retrocades

Modern day arcades with mostly retro arcade games of the 80's and 90's. Also a place where adults can relive their chilhood and/or share that experience with their children. Some retrocades also serve alcohol and carry plenty of craft beer on tap.

I want to take the kids to the Retrocades so that we can get in some retro arcade gaming.

We are going out with the boys to play old school arcade games at the Retrocades.

by RetroCades August 30, 2013

Retromancer

A form of wizard or sorceress who uses direct influence magic, a form of magic that uses the imagination to produce a desired effect. The reason for the term retro is that the limits of your powers often coincide with past experiences and memories, which in turn, forms a clear picture of a desired effect into your mind, and then into reality. Therefore Retromancers grow stronger with age and wisdom rather than trained use of their abilities.

Turning water into wine.
Turning coal into diamonds or gold.
Turning one material into another material, or fabricating a material from thin air.
Retromancers are often confused with alchemists.

by Kabu'sHeaven April 28, 2014

Retrofart

When you have to fart but hold it in for so long, you hear it gurgle back into your tummy.

Gillian: Dude, what's that noise?
Lillian: Yo man, I just retrofarted to save you from my wicked SBD.

by the illians September 16, 2012

retroed

retroed is a adjective of a person who dresses in all retro attire andnot the latest trends.

"hey saku you are so retroed today."

"thanks its from the sixties"

by vikki chan July 6, 2005

Mercury retrograde

When the planet Mercury appears to travel backward across the sky. These times can cause confusion, delay, and frustration, and unpleasant communications!

Shucks, It's Mercury retrograde from May 29 to June 22 this year...better watch my tongue!

by Lovin3434! June 1, 2021

Retrogamer

A retrogamer is a gamer preferring playing and collecting retro games - older video games and arcade games. They may also be called classic gamers or old-school gamers, which are terms that are more prevalent in the United States. The games are played either on the original hardware, on modern hardware via console emulation, or on modern hardware via ports or compilations.

If a gamer likes old video games, he's a retrogamer.

by Caleb_Nyuu June 12, 2013