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Retrocrush 

A love of pop culture, especially 60's or 70's era, as well as an appreciation for camp. See Retrosexual.
"I heard Mark bought the complete Brady Bunch series on DVD. Is he gay?" "No, he just has a total retrocrush."
Retrocrush by logo September 21, 2005
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retrocrush 

(n.) A brief but intense infatuation with someone from the past, especially someone unattainable or inappropriate.
I have the hugest retrocrush on Marcia from the Brady Bunch! Yeah, I know the character is in high school and I'm in my fifties now, but hey, she was older than me when I was a kid. Don't judge me.
retrocrush by chasfh711 April 23, 2016

retro-crush 

A crush on someone as they were in the past, and not as they are today.
Man, I have such a retro-crush on Jimmy Destri from the band Blondie. He was so hot back in the day!
retro-crush by polyester-queen January 26, 2008

retrobush 

Pubic hair (male or female) that is deliberately or indeliberately grown out, that has qualities defining the pube fashions of past history.
Holy Shit! That must be the fattest 70's retrobush I have ever seen. It must have taken ages to grow...

see also: retroboner
retrobush by zooeystar June 4, 2009

RetroFresh 

Something old made new again, often an item or behavior that brings to mind fondly a time gone by; something old and cool brought back in style with a modern twist.
Him: That purple fedora is so retrofresh!
RetroFresh by SoCalSinger January 17, 2017

retrocrastination 

The act of delaying the completion of necessary tasks by occupying oneself with past/archaic entertainment media.
For example, the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) A.K.A Famicom is one such medium with which retrocrastination is popular.
-Approximately 28% of all use of Nintendo Entertainment Systems is due to retrocrastination.
"Man, why the flip did I fail my flippin exam!? I thought I aced that shit!"
"Retrocrastination, dude. You've been playing Super Dodgeball and Excitebike all week."
retrocrastination by Robonaut December 26, 2006

retro-crush 

A crush on someone from a previous decade or historical era, regardless of whether they are still alive today - Such a celebrity when they were younger in the 70's, or famous historical figure.
I have such a retro-crush on 1980's Harrison Ford.
retro-crush by exoplanet January 24, 2017
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