This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap
donkey, bush
pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18
Big Macs and
10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a
day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of
beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder
"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"
"Well, you're five stone over weight and got
skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe
case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder.
Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"