This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or
1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a
minger, swap
donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight
girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the
18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated
blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder
"
Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of
Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"
"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch
Gillian McKeith, nurse!"