A Reuban is a master of wit at all social gatherings; including, yet not exclusive to birthdays, anniversaries and wakes. Although not considered conventionally attractive Reuban generally possesses a rugged & deshevelled grace that ensnares young women. He is most mens intellectual superior and loved by all women. Tenacious in all sexual and romantic persuits, a Reuban is an ideal lover. Upon encountering a Reuban it is important to know that his weakness is liquor, breasts and bass music (his strengths lay in devouring all three).
Person A: That was the bestconversation, regulating & sex I've ever had. You wouldn't happen to be called Reuban, would you?
To change the subject of an interesting discussion with a silly or uninteresting subject.
(Like redban from joe roganpodcast always does.)
"Hey man i saw a documentary about scientists who found a planet with life on it.."
-"You know what? i had pizza today and my cat was sick and puked everywhere!"
-"why you need to redban me dude? come on.. just shut up please.."
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"