Reuban

Proper sound lad. Will probably play county and bench press double his own body weight as a warm up. Well class
He single handedly won the sct for sandford, that’s Reuban
by Whoppermunch18 October 19, 2019
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Reuban

A man with the biggest dick in all history
That guy reuban pounded me so hard
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Reuban

A Reuban is a master of wit at all social gatherings; including, yet not exclusive to birthdays, anniversaries and wakes. Although not considered conventionally attractive Reuban generally possesses a rugged & deshevelled grace that ensnares young women. He is most mens intellectual superior and loved by all women. Tenacious in all sexual and romantic persuits, a Reuban is an ideal lover. Upon encountering a Reuban it is important to know that his weakness is liquor, breasts and bass music (his strengths lay in devouring all three).
Person A: That was the best conversation, regulating & sex I've ever had. You wouldn't happen to be called Reuban, would you?

Person B nods silently.
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Reuban

Ah very special tool indeed typically not good at science or really anything that envolves brain cells. Shall never play county
Reuban =tool
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Dirty reuban

It's when you want to fuck your girl but she has a twin so you get confused and eat out her dad
Oh I did a dirty reuban last night
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