A Reuban is a master of wit at all social gatherings; including, yet not exclusive to birthdays, anniversaries and wakes. Although not considered conventionally attractive Reuban generally possesses a rugged & deshevelled grace that ensnares young women. He is most mens intellectual superior and loved by all women. Tenacious in all sexual and romantic persuits, a Reuban is an ideal lover. Upon encountering a Reuban it is important to know that his weakness is liquor, breasts and bass music (his strengths lay in devouring all three).
Person A: That was the bestconversation, regulating & sex I've ever had. You wouldn't happen to be called Reuban, would you?
To change the subject of an interesting discussion with a silly or uninteresting subject.
(Like redban from joe rogan podcastalways does.)
"Hey man i saw a documentary about scientists who found a planet with life on it.."
-"You know what? i had pizza today and my cat was sick and puked everywhere!"
-"why you need to redban me dude? come on.. just shut up please.."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.