When you masturbate at your childhood home after having moved out and are back for a visit.
"I retrobated with headphones so my parents couldn't hear my milf porn."

"Retrobation was the only thing that got me through my family's Christmas party"
by The Retrobator May 3, 2013
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n. One who can't, or who refuses to walk the bleeding edge of technology, preferring old, reliable tools. I.e. one who shuns PDAs for notebooks, pencils and pocket calendars; would rather meet in real life than on MySpace; and who'd still shoot with cameras which require film. A Luddite.
Bill is the kind of retrobate who rides an old, carburated Harley, rather than a new, reliable, fuel-injected sport bike.
by Bill Garlinghouse March 12, 2008
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Retro Bible
Consists Of Daniel Dysons Wannabe Indie/Emo ''Retro Ways''
He Truely Believes That He Is Indie.
When Reading His Retro Bible.
Dys'- 'Yo Vin I Like Your Skinnies'
Vinny - 'Yeah SI-AN bought me them'
Dys' -'Cool, Read Your RetroBible Resently?'
Vinny -'NAH WTF'

by DropDeadChloe January 10, 2008
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n. an idiot who is stuck in the past, also known as "retrobater".

v. Achieving undue sexual stimulation from thinking about stupid stuff from the past.
Stephen retrobates every time he thinks about all the almost-clever things he said to his cyber friends back when they were still speaking to him. He is such a retrobater!
by justhipper October 20, 2006
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The word illiterates use because they are to stupid to realise the correct word is 'reprobate'.
Stop doing that you bunch of retrobates.
by Dp5028 July 13, 2022
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A rebel who refuses to move into the ever increasing gang culture
John: Why's has not became a chav.
Jim: He's a retrobate
by Toothpaste salad June 22, 2009
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A rogue from the good old days. A philanderer past his prime.
G was a notorious womaniser, a shocking reprobate, but in his twilight years he could only rise to the level of retrobate, dreaming of conquests, but not actually conquering them.
by xanjo cole September 2, 2018
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