Retrified 

enlightened and or dignified

when i wrote the song, i felt retrified

Retrified by the retrified one August 7, 2009

Rektified 

The state of feeling so rekt that you don't even know what to do.

Bob just got rektified by Amy
His fault for pissing her off.

He sat there frozen for like twenty minutes.

Rektified by Leapyearbabeh March 17, 2016

petrified 

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

petrified by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

tetrified 

So petrified that you take up the shape of a Tetris block.

I was so tetrified at the sight of his face, that my body "T-ed" up.

tetrified by J^2! September 12, 2011

Creep-retrieved 

1. adj. Describes a piece of information or data that was acquired using the means of Facebook, or other social networking sites, or other means, such as through friends.

2. v. The past tense of acquiring a piece of data or information by Facebook "creeping", or using other means. "Creep-retrieve" is the present tense.

1. Oh yeah, his girlfriend's name is creep-retrieved.

2. Yeah, I only know that because I creep-retrieved it.

Creep-retrieved by iimnaiklt March 11, 2010

retrofind

Retrofind.
Having spent all AM looking for something, having looked absolutely every where, having given up all hope of ever finding it.
On returning to the very 1st place you looked, its there looking at you, almost as if by magic..Hey presto...

Damn what a damn fine retrofind....

retrofind by avaminit November 5, 2009

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008