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Retardis 

A term for a person that is actually more retarded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.

Derived from "retard" and the Dr Who Tardis machine.
"I didn't realise she was so stupid at first! She is such a retardis!"
Retardis by drmwoz October 28, 2009

retardist 

retardist: one who pursues retardation seemingly as a path to enlightenment
I think Bob has decided to become a retardist full time, have you seen all the stupid things he is trying to do?
retardist by Kaelli April 2, 2010

Retardistic 

When someone is so retarded you think they are autistic as well hence the word "retardistic"
Fuckin' Nigger you are so retardistic
Retardistic by 9yuhnijmkol.; May 25, 2018

retardis 

N. Acronym: Retrogressively Experienced Time And Relative Dimension In Space; a space/time-travelling vessel that is much smaller on the inside
"I wouldn't bother bringing the stereo. The RETARDIS may take up more space than an aircraft carrier, but the interior is about the size of a phone box."
retardis by chromalogue April 24, 2008
Someone that is both a retard and an idiot, use when neither "retard" nor "idiot" suffice.

ree-TARD-eee-itt
Stop being such a retardiot, you retardiot.

Jesus, you are such a retardiot.
Retardiot by Retardiot October 28, 2010

Retarticle 

Describing something that is rhetorically retarded
Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both
Retarticle by Chendawg522 January 5, 2008