retardos
derived from the word Retard and put in spic form. Can only be used by cool kids such as N&S. If you are called retardos, it usually means that you are homosexual and stupid and you deserve an ass fuck from a leprechaun, a cleveland steamer from a cross dressing whore(a man), and/or an arabian sandstorm from jonny boy crandall. These services will be forcefully practiced on you and ewill result in a form of xenophobic witchcraft bondage. Leprechauns will make deals with you and you're advised not to agree.
crack head: you're retardos man
pot head: no you're retardos
crack head: no you're retardos
on and on and on and on....
pot head: no you're retardos
crack head: no you're retardos
on and on and on and on....
retardos by gay flyner January 30, 2005
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Retardo Eduardo
Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.
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Kind retards
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Kind retards by Willybobo January 12, 2012
Retardo DaVinci
1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.
2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.
2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.
Retardo DaVinci by KennyRex January 27, 2011
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