retardosaur

a person who is considered too old or inept to keep up with the latest technology. Often, the person will purchase the newest gadgets, but will rely upon a younger generation to help them use it.

"James is such a retardosaur, he bought a new iPod, but he doesn't have the faintest idea how to use it"

"I am so tired of downloading Bill's pictures from his digicam, he is such a retardosaur."

retardosaur by cyberbulldog October 5, 2009

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Retardoautist

A name for a retard with autism. This name can also be used in situations when you just want someone to go away. For example: The special kid is asking you to get him a juice box. You say, SHUT UP RETARDOAUTIST. He will go REEEEEE MOMMY WHERES MY CHEETO IPAD and then just run away to break another wall. Problem solved :)

Timmy is such a retardoautist. He plays minecraft and clash royale on his Cheeto IPad! Oh no! He just spilled HI-C on his moms phone. It will be pretty hard to clean that off.

Retardoautist by Roblafo May 23, 2017

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Retardosaurus Rex

Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)

Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller

Its face looks like its ass

Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...

Mates with sheep and dogs

Eats anything

Loves to "find" bikes

Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities

The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species

If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases

Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."

Retardosaurus Rex by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009