Retarditis

(Retard-i-tis) 1 out of 3 humans have this disease. Retarditis is caused by multiple reasons, like being dropped on your head as a child, using way to many drugs which eliminate a persons brain cells.
Ways to spot Retarditis is

1 people who do stupid things multiple times a day.
2 people with learning and speak problems.
3 people who go to public places and act like a mentaly handicapped person.
Dave, "I think that kid on that short school bus has retarditis"

Look at my retarded friends, they got retarditis
by rjcrjc May 11, 2011
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Retarded retard

A retard that is so retarded this retard must be called a retarded retard.
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retards

A typo of the word regards which can get you in serious trouble at work.
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Retard

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.
Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!
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retard

to tard again
Joe tard-ed once, and then once again.

Retard.
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retarded

Jason: how are you
Me: I mean, me too, thanks

Jason: you are retarded
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retardism

A philosophy or the actual physical act that demonstrates one's stupidity and statements thereof. onesided,tithead,
slow,retard,asshole,moron
The asshole of a boss was preaching his regular spiel of bullshit which was nothing more than retardism.
by spikeB028 November 11, 2006
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