Retardgasm

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Spurious crap spewed by ignorant morons as truth in a emotional tone. A form of eccentric confabulation, a feature of disorganized thinking.

A problem found on most comment sections of internet websites.

After an intellectually written internet article a commenter rants a hateful confabulation, receiving the following response:

"Can you please specifically address a point in the article instead of spurting out generalized retardgasms."

Retardgasm by Kashburger September 9, 2011

Words you can keep

Retardashian

A brainless, whining, self-absorbed fame whore. They are famous for no reason whatsoever and have throngs of cameras following them everywhere they go. Common characteristics of Retardashians include: dark hair, large rear ends and small IQ's. They are often spotted on the arms of large, mouth breathing athletes. They have been known to marry just for fun.

Can you believe that Retardashian ended her marriage after only 72 days?

Retardashian by kcsmawm1 January 28, 2012

Related Words

Retardgasm • Rewardgasm • retardism • Retardasaurus Rex • Readgasm • Retardament • Retardamis • retardamo • Retardamongus • retardamundo

retardism

A philosophy or the actual physical act that demonstrates one's stupidity and statements thereof. onesided,tithead,
slow,retard,asshole,moron

The asshole of a boss was preaching his regular spiel of bullshit which was nothing more than retardism.

retardism by spikeB028 November 11, 2006

Readgasm

noun. Similar to "eargasm", a readgasm is a physical response reached when ones eyes feast upon handsome literature.

"How was the book?"
"When Katniss did a funeral for Rue I readgasmed."
"So, in other words, it was excellent."

Readgasm by snowtigger14 December 4, 2012

retardism

a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself

¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨

retardism by Ca2en September 15, 2017

retardism

the state or condition of being dropped on your head.

that asshole got dropped on his fucking head. he has retardism

retardism by Wills0 June 6, 2009

retardasaurus

An individual with an excessive amount of retardation. Often with the first name Carol, Amanda, or Ericka.

She is a retardasaurus!

retardasaurus by Dip2 January 2, 2011

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026