Retardgasm

Spurious crap spewed by ignorant morons as truth in a emotional tone. A form of eccentric confabulation, a feature of disorganized thinking.

A problem found on most comment sections of internet websites.

After an intellectually written internet article a commenter rants a hateful confabulation, receiving the following response:

"Can you please specifically address a point in the article instead of spurting out generalized retardgasms."

by Kashburger September 9, 2011

Retardashian

A brainless, whining, self-absorbed fame whore. They are famous for no reason whatsoever and have throngs of cameras following them everywhere they go. Common characteristics of Retardashians include: dark hair, large rear ends and small IQ's. They are often spotted on the arms of large, mouth breathing athletes. They have been known to marry just for fun.

Can you believe that Retardashian ended her marriage after only 72 days?

by kcsmawm1 January 28, 2012

retardism

A philosophy or the actual physical act that demonstrates one's stupidity and statements thereof. onesided,tithead,
slow,retard,asshole,moron

The asshole of a boss was preaching his regular spiel of bullshit which was nothing more than retardism.

by spikeB028 November 11, 2006

Readgasm

noun. Similar to "eargasm", a readgasm is a physical response reached when ones eyes feast upon handsome literature.

"How was the book?"
"When Katniss did a funeral for Rue I readgasmed."
"So, in other words, it was excellent."

by snowtigger14 December 4, 2012

retardism

a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself

¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨

by Ca2en September 15, 2017

retardism

the state or condition of being dropped on your head.

that asshole got dropped on his fucking head. he has retardism

by Wills0 June 6, 2009

retardasaurus

An individual with an excessive amount of retardation. Often with the first name Carol, Amanda, or Ericka.

She is a retardasaurus!

by Dip2 January 2, 2011