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Retardery
1. a sort of factory that turns normal people into retards a retardery
2. a factory that specializes in making items specifically for retarded people a retardery.
3. A factory that makes only helmets for retards, clearly the helmets have chin straps and stickers of their favorite superheroes to decorate themselves.
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2. a factory that specializes in making items specifically for retarded people a retardery.
3. A factory that makes only helmets for retards, clearly the helmets have chin straps and stickers of their favorite superheroes to decorate themselves.
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I fucking hate that guy let's knock him out and take him down to the retardery and make him into a retard. Great idea!
Man I wish they had a Walmart for just retards a one-stop shop for all my mentally disabled children dude they do It's called the retardery haven't you heard of it they make only items for retarded kids and people!
I wish I didn't have to go online to buy my retarded son a helmet with a chin strap and superhero stickers. Hey you don't have to you just got to go down to the retardery they got a whole factory warehouse full of helmets with chin straps and superhero stickers to customize them with... Timmy Timmy and Jimmy Jimmy
Man I wish they had a Walmart for just retards a one-stop shop for all my mentally disabled children dude they do It's called the retardery haven't you heard of it they make only items for retarded kids and people!
I wish I didn't have to go online to buy my retarded son a helmet with a chin strap and superhero stickers. Hey you don't have to you just got to go down to the retardery they got a whole factory warehouse full of helmets with chin straps and superhero stickers to customize them with... Timmy Timmy and Jimmy Jimmy
Retardery by Scotty2Hotty23 August 30, 2025
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Political Retardery
The act of offering criticisms against another due to your political party with no critical thinking in play. Being an automaton who parrots whatever the political party is currently pushing.
He said Dems should be ashamed of Harvey Weinstein and lambasted them for shaming Trump's infamous 'grab her by the p***y' comments. One is the leader of the free world and the other a movie executive in a business that created 'the casting couch' cliche. The party told him to invoke Weinstein as if he somehow speaks for anyone. It is pure political retardery. Think for yourself people!
Political Retardery by Billy Broom October 25, 2017
Tactical Retardery
When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.
Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)
Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)
Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)
Tactical Retardery by musket 193 January 27, 2024
Retarded Shoes
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016
L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r
It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.
L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r by papaboy March 1, 2013
Dentally Retarded
Dentally Retarded by plunger333 August 7, 2007
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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