retardery

1. An all-encompassing word used to describe the policies and actions of the Bush Administration.

2. The insanely jingoistic fervor with which the misguided and mentally feeble support George W. Bush and his cronies.

"Oh, great. Four more years of retardery."

by Other Ben November 2, 2004

Retardery

1. a sort of factory that turns normal people into retards a retardery
2. a factory that specializes in making items specifically for retarded people a retardery.
3. A factory that makes only helmets for retards, clearly the helmets have chin straps and stickers of their favorite superheroes to decorate themselves.

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I fucking hate that guy let's knock him out and take him down to the retardery and make him into a retard. Great idea!

Man I wish they had a Walmart for just retards a one-stop shop for all my mentally disabled children dude they do It's called the retardery haven't you heard of it they make only items for retarded kids and people!

I wish I didn't have to go online to buy my retarded son a helmet with a chin strap and superhero stickers. Hey you don't have to you just got to go down to the retardery they got a whole factory warehouse full of helmets with chin straps and superhero stickers to customize them with... Timmy Timmy and Jimmy Jimmy

by Scotty2Hotty23 August 30, 2025

Political Retardery

The act of offering criticisms against another due to your political party with no critical thinking in play. Being an automaton who parrots whatever the political party is currently pushing.

He said Dems should be ashamed of Harvey Weinstein and lambasted them for shaming Trump's infamous 'grab her by the p***y' comments. One is the leader of the free world and the other a movie executive in a business that created 'the casting couch' cliche. The party told him to invoke Weinstein as if he somehow speaks for anyone. It is pure political retardery. Think for yourself people!

by Billy Broom October 25, 2017

Tactical Retardery

When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.

Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)

Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)

by musket 193 January 27, 2024

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

by papaboy March 1, 2013

Dentally Retarded

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.

"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

by plunger333 August 7, 2007