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retardese 

faux language spoken only by mockingly retarded people
noob email: "Send this to 10 people and Bill Gates will track every forward and send a penny for each recipient to the Center for Mental Retardation Research!"

my reply: "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."
retardese by Phil E Drifter February 22, 2008

retardest 

For people who are too lazy to say "most retarded".
"I've just heard the retardest song!"
retardest by xxshizzamxx January 3, 2009

Retardeditity 

A level of being retarded beyond the regular level of retardation.
Adams level of retardeditity never ceases to amaze me.
Retardeditity by Dragon Toes September 30, 2007

Retardeder 

The act of being MORE retarded than the person you are calling retarded.
He is so much more retardeder than his brother is.
Retardeder by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022

retardeder 

adj. (even) more retarded
Damn! I thought that guy was an idiot, but his friend is even retardeder! I mean, he is D-U-M dumb!
retardeder by freakomatic May 15, 2006

RetardEra 

Also known as ResetEra. Its a shithole of a “gaming” forum where mentally retarded libfaggots like trannies and bulldykes autistically screech and moan about games, companies and devs that don’t suck off their Cultural Marxist agenda like adding trannies, faggots and wahmen for the sake of muh diversity. And when they’re not demanding that game devs should pander to them (even though they are retarded filthy casuals who don’t play games), then they are pathetically sperging out that some company or some dev hurt their poor shitty feefees. Its a basically if Tumblr was a forum.
RetardEra infester: This game needs to be muh inclusive and diverse so the main character must be a rainbow-haired lardassed nose-pierced trannyfaggot that has nothing to with the game or else I’m going to chimpout and try to doxx the devs waaaaaaah.
Anyone with a brain: Please go do the world a favor and end your worthless life by slitting your cum infested throat, you fucking worthless mongoloid.
RetardEra by KYSF4gs November 17, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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