A term to describe something absolutely fucking bonkers; should only be used in the most extreme cases. Meaningless or incorrect use of the word shall lead to a punishment a minimum of 15 lashings.
I convinced my high school physics teacher to blaze with me. The mood was absolutely respiculous.
Reticulous - adjective
A combination between ridiculous and retarded normally said when someone or something says something extremely stupid. When describing someone you can either call them a reticulous person or reticularded if they are extremely retarded.
Craig: Shall we have Brelundin
Paddy: Nah its only 22:17 Don't be Reticulous
Craig: I think the green lantern is better than batman
Summer: Dont be reticulous its just cos you have a massive gay man crush on the green lantern
Craig would be an example of a reticulous or reticularded person because his stupidity is beyond ridiculous
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.