reptiles

addicts of mugwump jism, see mugwumps. popularized by william s burroughs and david cronenberg.

after reptiles score for mugwump jism..."mugwump jism is the best! can I borrow your hanky?"

reptiles by dreamkurn201 August 29, 2010

Recreational Reptiles 

Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.

As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.

Recreational Reptiles by jpg3 October 14, 2012

Large Reptiles 

1. A phrase used to break a moment of awkwardness by making it more awkward.

2. A scaly terrestrial animal larger than a typical shoe.

1. Alex: Dude I think I got drunk and made out with my dad last night.
Joseph: Right...Large Reptiles.

2. Monitor Lizard

Large Reptiles by THE AFTERBRINGER June 1, 2011

the hum of reptiles 

What comes out of politician's mouths

I leave the TV on mute 'cos I can't stand the hum of reptiles.

the hum of reptiles by afsmist December 4, 2017

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Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

Rectal Reptile by Phuqit October 9, 2006