Renee zelwegger 

The sexual act of shining a bright light in a girl's eyes to cause her to squint, and then cumming in her eyes to get them stuck.

That girl was a freak. She wanted me to give her a Renee zelwegger. She even had a flashlight ready.

Renee zelwegger by Whoody who July 30, 2021

renee zellweger 

A well known actress that can act quite well but DAMN she's ugly.

Renee Zellweger has three important awards but she is STILL ugly.

renee zellweger by igivedefinitions May 8, 2011

renee zellweger 

the anti viagra, i.e. the cure for a case of the boners

Looking at a picture of Renee Zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville

renee zellweger by The Clowns Pocket March 7, 2008

renee zellweger 

Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.

Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.

renee zellweger by Jada Skye October 29, 2006

Renée Zellweger 

ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode, and just down right sucks

Renee zellweger is a man!

Renée Zellweger by Bamababe June 12, 2005

renee zellweger 

Not your two cent actress, completely talented, nominated 3 times for an Academy Award and won one for her role as Ruby in Cold Mountain. She's gorgeous, she's unconventional, she's zesty. She did Kenny Chesney a favor. Recently claimed a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (2005), well deserved.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Renee Zellweger.

renee zellweger by jxntothemax August 19, 2005

Renée Zellweger 

An actress, married to Kenny Chesney, who has won an Oscar and three Golden Globes.

Renée Zellweger was in the musical, Chicago.

Renée Zellweger by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005