Relivif

the feeling you get after you stumble or trip - over a rock, ledge, curb, yourself, or even nothing but a flat surface, panic briefly, but do not fall

As you walk to your eight a.m. class, jamming to your favorite song in order to wake you up, and get you prepared for a long day, and are completely consumed in your own little world, you suddenly stumble over your own feet, and are quickly yanked back to your harsh reality. Unbalanced you panic, fearing the inevitable collide with the solid earth beneath you, however it never comes, as you regain your balance, without experiencing the probable pain of the "tragic" fall. Noticing several students in the area, you avoid eye contact,so that further embarrassment is deterred. You chuckle awkwardly out of relief and maybe a slight feeling of stupidity, and continue your trek to class with a feeling of relivif.

by goodbyesir January 26, 2018

Religifarce

Buffoonery mocking the rediculous tenets on which which all religion is based.

In a spectacle typical of religifarce, the dinner-theater troupe reinacted "jacob at Jericho" comically slaughtering every man, woman, child and animal in the audience...(keeping the virgin girls for themselves, of course.)

by YAWA May 11, 2015

religify

verb. To make religious. To develop the appearance or real qualities of a believer in some religion. To get religion.

How do you make an irresponsible, ex-cokehead, failure of a businessman, who raised two stupid ho daughters, was a slacker in school, and never earned anything on his own virtue President of the United States? Religify him.

by beer snob August 22, 2006

reliving the moment

Going through a moment from the past again, wanting to experience the past

I felt like reliving the moments of my childhood as those days were the best days of my life.

by Theunseen July 1, 2014

religification

noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First popular usage found in the article "The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" by Steven Waldman.

The imaginary culture war of the 2000s will result in a religification of Americans not unlike the forced atheism under communist Russia.

Bitch! You betta religify or they gonna lock yo ass up!

by beer snob September 13, 2008

religify

(verb) to make someone or something religious.

I went to South America in order to religify the godless barbarians.

by Religify January 13, 2009

religification

Correction: (var: religiofication) Noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First usage by Eric Hoffer in "The True Believer: thoughts on the nature of mass movements" pub. 1951

"Renan felt that socialism was the coming religion of the Occident, and being a secular religion it would lead to the religiofication of politics and economics." --Eric Hoffer

"The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" --Steven Waldman.

by beer snob May 18, 2008