Regretzky 

Any regrettable act performed while wearing a Wayne Gretzky jersey.

I bet that priest who exposed himself to the local youth will pay a hefty price for that regretzky.

Regretzky by Nash Kennedy April 26, 2011

Regretsyed 

A poorly made or disgusting work of art or crafts posted (usually for an exorbitant price) on Etsy and featured on Regretsy.

The womyn's vulva earrings were regretsyed almost as soon as they were posted on Etsy.

Regretsyed by Dynomoose December 19, 2009

Regretsy'd 

verb-- for when any Etsy.com product, especially a piece of total crap, is posted on Regretsy, a site that feeds specifically of such crap.

Webgoer 1: Did you see that Etsy seller who wrote a biography of the basket she was selling?
Webgoer 2: Oh yeah, that chick got totally Regretsy'd for that!

Regretsy'd by Raynie Dayes December 24, 2009

regretsysex 

When you regret having sex with someone.

We got drunk and had regretsysex.

regretsysex by Marcoda April 14, 2011

Regretify 

Having sex when neither party wants it

I'm gonna regretify him

Regretify by Dizzy D Lozano July 24, 2011

Wayne Regretzkys 

(n). A state of mind one has when he/she wakes up the morning after night of drinking and realizes with regret, some of the things they have done or said the night previous.

A deep feeling of shame and regret, brought on by binge drinking and hormones.

A pun on the use of famous hockey player, Wayne Gretzky's name.

Friend: What's up? How was last night?

Friend 2: Ughh.. Don't ask. I have a major case of the Wayne Regretzkys.

Wayne Regretzkys by Puss&Boots January 4, 2014

regretsy 

An apologetic salutation for the non-delivery of a gift item you ordered as a joke from Etsy that did not make it to the giftee; the funk you feel when the junk you ordered was not delivered.

That piece of crap never made it to you? My regretsy.

regretsy by Gooch Charles April 3, 2011