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you do realize ...

A phrase you'll often hear dickbags say. They think they're being clever, but they're really just being patronizing, bags of shit. The phrase is usually uttered in contempt when someone expresses appreciation for something. Usually followed by "..right?"
Guy 1: "Man I love this movie!"

Guy 2: "You do realize ... it's a terrible movie, right?"

Guy 1: "Fuck you asshole."

realized 

The apex of becoming or being real. To be known for being your own individual self, rather than playing the role of what everyone desires you to be. Not a mold of society's expectations. Becoming "realized" requires utmost loyalty and the constant reality of life. Life is not to be lived a dream.
mr. gatsby its about time to get realized
realized by gehiuwjoafk;sc June 21, 2010

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.
I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.
"dude i just realized how screwed we are"
realize by lil_MoE February 4, 2009

Fo'realize 

Combination of realize and for real. Meaning to earnestly bring to attention.
Louis: Can I get a ride man?
Benjamin: You need to fo'realize that I'm gonna need some gas money first.
Fo'realize by CaBo July 1, 2008

when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off 

-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off