Realizer 

A hybrid between a womanizer and the realization of 'I-could-do-so-much-better-than-this-piece-of-shit'!
Basically, the guy who seemed interesting at first, but soon turns out to be the stepping stone to something better. A wake-up call for the inner romantic. A necessary failure in the ever-challenging dating game.

Samantha: So, how are things between you and Dave?
Candice: Don't even ask! It was, like, so great at first. But, after I met Ricky, I figured Dave was just a realizer.

Realizer by abwolverine February 7, 2017

you do realize ...

A phrase you'll often hear dickbags say. They think they're being clever, but they're really just being patronizing, bags of shit. The phrase is usually uttered in contempt when someone expresses appreciation for something. Usually followed by "..right?"

Guy 1: "Man I love this movie!"

Guy 2: "You do realize ... it's a terrible movie, right?"

Guy 1: "Fuck you asshole."

you do realize ... by scrublord5000 August 7, 2011

realiher 

Wanting to be or do something that you're really passionate about, but you don't have the skills or talent to do it.

Carlos: I want to be a professional dancer but I have been to many academies and I still don't have rhythm. I'm such a realiher.

realiher by Dn_Vn28-11 May 2, 2019

realized 

The apex of becoming or being real. To be known for being your own individual self, rather than playing the role of what everyone desires you to be. Not a mold of society's expectations. Becoming "realized" requires utmost loyalty and the constant reality of life. Life is not to be lived a dream.

mr. gatsby its about time to get realized

realized by gehiuwjoafk;sc June 21, 2010

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

realize 

to finally understand

"dude i just realized how screwed we are"

realize by lil_MoE February 4, 2009

Fo'realize 

Combination of realize and for real. Meaning to earnestly bring to attention.

Louis: Can I get a ride man?
Benjamin: You need to fo'realize that I'm gonna need some gas money first.

Fo'realize by CaBo July 1, 2008