After curling one out, relaxtion is the state the body enters in the few moments it takes for the bum hole to close. A calm time after what can sometimes be a painful and stressful experience.

After dropping the biggest turd of his life, Jonathan entered a state of relaxtion so intense that he almost fell off the bog.

Relaxtion by dAVEY Boy and The Screet November 21, 2014

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Resextionist

A friend who answers booty calls for you; like a receptionist, but for your booty calls; someone who answers your phone and takes messages for you when past or future potential hook ups call, so as to screen these calls for you so that you may then return the calls of those individuals' in which you are interested in hooking up with at your own discretion.

Yo mang, I got like 7 booty calls this Saturday. Dave played resextionist and only put me through to the flyest chicks.

Resextionist by Rah rah roma ma gaga ooh la la December 9, 2009

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Reflection and tranquility room

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I will be back. I'm going to the reflection and tranquility room. "Why do you call the bathroom that"...reflection is what I achieve from the mirror, deep into my soul after the tranquility I've experienced from a full emptying of my guts".

Hey, I left you some lines in the reflection and tranquility room-: bruh you're the best!

Reflection and tranquility room by hardyanimal December 13, 2019

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sober reflection

Sober reflection is the act of taking a great deal of time to analyze and think through something (your life) to either reaccount how far you've come, or to assist make a serious (life changing) decision.

John: Will You have a party on your birthday?
Me: Not this year, I'll stay indoors alone and have a sober reflection cos am not growing any younger.

sober reflection by Elimo Hoston March 30, 2016

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self-reflection

Self-reflection is when you think deeply about yourself or reflect on your past actions.

Bob- You are a changed guy, you are a more put together person than before.

Will- Thanks man, all I needed was some self-reflection.

self-reflection by 5up3r5u4r3z March 11, 2019

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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