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reification 

the reification of anthony h wilson
reification by keith bailey March 22, 2009

Replication 

The action of proving ones' innocence by copying or reproducing the flatulent sound that came from an object to elude public embarrassment.
<A person sits on a couch & it makes a fart noise. Witnesses within the vicinity look upon in disgust>
"It was the couch! See?"
<Person gets up & sits back down in attempt replicate the sound to prove their innocence>
"Replication."
Replication by tfsimpkins August 23, 2011

redicktion 

The act of a male restricting his ol' ladies access to his penis including any and all sexual acts for punishment purposes.
Stephanie : GOD I'M SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED!!!
Julie: Why? Don't yell at me!!!
Stephanie: I'm sorry..... it's not you.....I forgot to do the dishes yesterday..... and Jonathan put me on redicktion and I miss his perfect penis already!!!
redicktion by LemmeF1ndOut January 16, 2021

Reeducationalised 

To become reeducated, particularly violently.
Fat bitch so dumb, she's got to be reeducationalised.

Redducation 

n. An education in Internet culture and history attained via the use of Reddit.
"Hey you've been on the computer a while. What are you up to?"
"Just busy gettin my Redducation."
Redducation by ExoBit October 9, 2012

Reeducation Camps 

Iam "Hey, remember how people were talking about puting Trump supporters into Reeducation Camps?"

Hym "Hmmm... Oh yeah! That was hilarious! I'm a little disappointed..."

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "God 🙄 Keep up idiot! You never know what ANYONE means!"

Iam "SORRY! Jeez things are confusing sometimes.."

Hym *sigh* "What I mean is I wanted to see what it was like. You know?"

Iam "Why would you want us to go there!?"

Hym "I don't know 🤷 I think it'd be funny to see how they planned on 'reeducating' us. Hahaha!"

Iam "Probably a bunch of chanting nonsense in unison..."

Hym "Ho! Yeah! You're actually probably right about that!"

Iam "Hmm.. What would they actually even teach? Probably CRT..."

Hym "Blah blah blah, white people bad, blah blah... Oh! Wait! I guess they were right!!"

Iam "..... If I ask you're going to call me an idiot!"

Hym "They were telling the truth about CRT 'not being real'!"

Iam "HA! That's hilarious!"

Hym "What a good job, me! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "Seriously though, that's probably just as messed up as anything we'd ever say."

Hym "Right? And we're absolutely insane! I can't imagine a sane person thinking that sounds like a good idea!"
Reeducation Camps by Hym Iam April 29, 2022