Red Week 

That one week that women go through every month, their period. It's when everything men love about women goes down the drain. Women become a tidal wave of emotions and men are the unlucky guppies caught in the middle of it.

I hope I have enough chocolate for Red Week.

Red Week by Donny928 September 20, 2010

red week is head week 

when a lady is on her period and the guy wants to have sex but shes bleeding. soo, it calls for head (:

man : heyy baby lets get it on
girlfriend : but baby its my time of the month
man : you know what they say, 'red week is head week' (;

red week is head week by iamcoco April 7, 2011

Red Week on the Discovery Channel

The time of the month for a woman where they will attack anything that crosses their path. Their period always involves bloodshed, not always just their own. Men should proceed with caution.

Man 1: Are you going out tonight?
Man 2: I can't, you know how my wife gets when it's red week on the Discovery Channel

Red Week on the Discovery Channel by Matrixchild November 15, 2010

red flag week 

pertaining to a woman's period.

June wouldn't let me fuck her yesterday, it's red flag week.

red flag week by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

red ribbon week 

It's that week where schools try to promote not doing drugs and not bullying, however, it appears no one listens.

Teachers: Y'all ready for Red Ribbon Week?
Almost every student: WHO CARES?!

red ribbon week by Some guy who looks on UD October 27, 2021

Red Carpet week 

The week that your period is. The week that all guys should just be nice to you since your pissy anyway!

Dang it I cant beleive its red carpet week!

Red Carpet week by true MC December 18, 2008

Fuck Red Madik Week 

From December 10th to December 17th every MAWR Studios user can harass the Madik011. This lasts one week and Madik011 can't do anything about it.

Hey, it's Fuck Red Madik Week, let's harass Red_Maidik!

Fuck Red Madik Week by GlitchOfGamers December 2, 2023