Red Week
That one week that women go through every month, their period. It's when everything men love about women goes down the drain. Women become a tidal wave of emotions and men are the unlucky guppies caught in the middle of it.
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red week is head week
when a lady is on her period and the guy wants to have sex but shes bleeding. soo, it calls for head (:
man : heyy baby lets get it on
girlfriend : but baby its my time of the month
man : you know what they say, 'red week is head week' (;
girlfriend : but baby its my time of the month
man : you know what they say, 'red week is head week' (;
red week is head week by iamcoco April 7, 2011
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Red Week on the Discovery Channel
The time of the month for a woman where they will attack anything that crosses their path. Their period always involves bloodshed, not always just their own. Men should proceed with caution.
Man 1: Are you going out tonight?
Man 2: I can't, you know how my wife gets when it's red week on the Discovery Channel
Man 2: I can't, you know how my wife gets when it's red week on the Discovery Channel
Red Week on the Discovery Channel by Matrixchild November 15, 2010
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red flag week by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003
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It's that week where schools try to promote not doing drugs and not bullying, however, it appears no one listens.
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Red Carpet week
The week that your period is. The week that all guys should just be nice to you since your pissy anyway!
Red Carpet week by true MC December 18, 2008
Fuck Red Madik Week
From December 10th to December 17th every MAWR Studios user can harass the Madik011. This lasts one week and Madik011 can't do anything about it.
Fuck Red Madik Week by GlitchOfGamers December 2, 2023
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