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red russian 

ADJ.

To pierce ones urethra in their penis with a hyperdemic needle and then jizzing on his/her's face.
Man last night I gave Texas' mom a red russian, you should have seen all the bloody jizz on that hoe's face.

russian red scare

when a girl is on her period youdrink the blood from her vagina
My bitch is on her period so tonite im going to get a russian red scare

russian red eye 

when you moon someone and you spread ass cheeks.
dude, that smelly kid drew gave me a russian red eye so i kicked his ass

Red Russianed 

Paying a lot of money for what your told is a "good" vodka to have it turn out to be $8 shitty russian vodka
The girls gave Dan $40 for a bottle of Grey Goose. He came back and gave them "A very expensive Vodka" thats "from Russia so you know its really good". In actuality, it cost $8, and taste like shit. The girls then said, "fuck i cant believe we get Red Russianed."
Red Russianed by Ja Reiss December 12, 2005

Russia's Red Line 

A Proverb used to describe a warning that bears no real consequences. Similar to "China's Final Warning" Can also be said as Russian Red Line" if needed.
"Sam said that if I keep playing Destiny, she'll leave me. I swear, it's like the 5th time she said that."

"Ah, sounds like she's giving you a case of Russia's Red Line."

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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