Caflisch22's definitions

assjizz

When you have rough sex with your wife and you cum in her ass and the next time she goes to take a shit its all white and sticky.

i bet suzy will have assjizz in the morning

by Caflisch22 May 4, 2006

hired guns

A hard rockin' band from campbell river BC that rocks

Hired guns rocks i saw them and my balls exploded on the first song due to rock

by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006

Grütenhaur

A racial slur used by Scandinavian people to refer to Asian children

Hey Sven, look at all the little Grütenhaurs running around the pool like they own the place

by Caflisch22 September 12, 2017

theory of a deadman

a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.

Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.

by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006

ring of fire

the pubic hair of a red head chick

dude, maureen should shave, she has a ring of fire around her pussy.

by Caflisch22 May 4, 2006

russian red eye

when you moon someone and you spread ass cheeks.

dude, that smelly kid drew gave me a russian red eye so i kicked his ass

by Caflisch22 May 4, 2006

duff'd

when ones pancreas explodes (from duff mckagan of guns n' roses)

dude i was wasted last night i fucked like 4 chinese prostetutes then my pancreas duff'd

by Caflisch22 May 5, 2006