Red Foreman 

Character on ''That 70's Show'' who is constantly threatening to ''stick my foot in your ass'' He is awesome, and calls Eric a ''Dumbass''

1.''Eric, you should read my foot's biography entitled, 'My foot's journey to your ass'''--Red Foreman
2.''Eric, you drilled a hole in my floor. Now I'm my foot's gonna drill a hole in your ass''--Red Foreman
3.''Eric, you're a dumbass''--Red Foreman

Red Foreman by kelsorules1978 May 31, 2006

Red Forman 

an action involving the insertion of a foot into a humans anus..

Man i can't get caught with this "stuff", if my Dad finds out he'll pull a Red Forman!

Red Forman by Moyock November 13, 2009

Red Forman 

Man who will stick his foot up your ass. Origin: That 70's Show.

If you crash the Vista Cruiser, Eric...I'll crash -my- foot into -your- ass.

Red Forman by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

Red Forman 

Born Reginald Albert Forman in 1927, a fictional character played by Kurtwood Larson Smith on the kick-ass comedy That 70s Show (originally aired on FOX) who always threatens to stick his foot up someone's ass. Father of Eric and Laurie Forman. World War II veteran. Truly dissapointed in his son for being a wimpy nerd. Always calls Eric and his friends "dumbass"es.

Bob Pinciotti: Thanks Red. If I had some mistletoe, I'd kiss ya.
Red Forman: And if I had some mistlefoot, it'd be up your ass.

Red Forman by whatserface November 25, 2007

Red Forman 

The sexual act of inserting ones toes and foot into someone's asshole and thrusting in and out, as if you were fingering it

I'm feeling freaky today. Will you give me a Red Forman?

Red Forman by NotSicko May 29, 2016

The Red Forman

When you insert your whole foot inside of another person’s anus for sexual pleasure. Shoving one’s foot up someone’s ass so to speak.

“Last night Cassandra decided to use The Red Forman, and plant her whole foot inside my ass. I came so hard I was seeing stars.”

The Red Forman by thetanman8621 May 22, 2026