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what most of the world calls football
Tyler: Hey man, do you play soccer?
Taylor: Yeah dude, it's awesome. It takes a lot of skill and practice and it keeps you in good shape.
soccer by whatserface January 8, 2009
Literal meaning:
v. (ri taard’) to slow down; delay process of

Slang meaning:
n. (ree’ tard) 1. a) a derogatory term for a stupid person or a person who does something stupid b) term used to call someone when he/she does something stupid, not really meant to be offensive 2. a very offensive term used to call someone with a learning disability; inoffensively described as mentally retarded, mentally challenged, mentally disabled, special, and special ed. (education); also called mental which is derogatory.
Literal meaning:
in music, retard (ritardando, rit.) means to slow down the tempo.

Slang meaning:
1. a)
prep 1: look at Chris over there acting like a total goof
prep 2: yeah, what a retard

1. b)
John: dude, yesterday I was trying to turn the TV on and it took me 5 minutes to realize I was using the wrong remote!
Max: haha! you retard

2.
Bob: hi stacy. did you watch Sesame Street last night?
Stacy: oh, yeah. it was... it was okay.
Bob: yeah, it was funny when elmo when to France
Stacy: huh, yeah
Bob: but then he dropped his fish bowl, I feel sorry for his fish
Stacy: oh yeah. well I'll see you later
Bob: bye stacy.
Adam: Stacy, why do you talk to Bob, he's a retard.
(^this guy is obviously a total bitch)
retard by whatserface January 6, 2009

The Boys of Summer 

A song originally written by Don Henley (former lead singer of The Eagles) in 1984, lead track and first single of the album Building the Perfect Beast. Remade by The Ataris in 2003 from their album So Long, Astoria. The song is about a summer love and remembering it. May also be about growing up; from youth to adulthood.

The Ataris made a few very slight modifications to the song. Their version has a faster beat and they changed the lyric "Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac" to "...Black Flag sticker..." which refers to a another band.
"I can tell you my love for you will still be strong, after the boys of summer have gone" -Don Henley, The Boys of Summer

no opinions in this definition. listen to the songs and decide for yourself whether or not they're good.
The Boys of Summer by whatserface January 6, 2009
'seriously' spelled without the vowels.
used by lazy people on the internet.
iNtErNeTmAnIaC1: dis site is teh BOMBZORS!!!
InTeRnEtMaNiAc2: SRSLY dude!
srsly by whatserface January 6, 2009
'seriously' spelled without the vowels.
used by lazy people on the internet.
iNtErNeTmAnIaC1: dis site is teh BOMBZORS!!!
InTeRnEtMaNiAc2: SRSLY dude!
srsly by whatserface January 6, 2009

that's what he said 

Just like that's what she said, exept what a guy would say.
Bob: I could really use a hand.
Tod: That's what he said.

Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.
that's what he said by whatserface December 29, 2008
sort of like a blog on a forum, except where a blog is more about the person who wrote it, a thread is more open to discussion on a topic.
This thread is in the wrong forum.
thread by whatserface December 21, 2008