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Vegas

what happens here, stays here.
accident: what happened in Vegas?
guy: you happened in Vages
guy: no, seriously. your mom had sex with your dad, and you happened
guy: and then they left you in Vegas
guy: you know what they say, 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.'
by whatserface May 5, 2007
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Verizon

A wireless cell phone company that claims to be "America's most reliable". They have terrible commercials, I mean, who wants 1000 people following them everywhere?
by whatserface March 11, 2008
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AT&T

A wireless phone company (also landlines and internet) with pretty bomb commercials. Not sure if their service is any good.
(I forgot her name so we'll just call her Jen)
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won't come home married.
(call drops)
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don't make the same mistake I did.

Mom: Beth!
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth: idk, my bff Jill? (i don't know, my best friend forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's...s...nf.

AT&T
by whatserface March 11, 2008
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thread

sort of like a blog on a forum, except where a blog is more about the person who wrote it, a thread is more open to discussion on a topic.
This thread is in the wrong forum.
by whatserface December 21, 2008
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smartass

A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)
I guess this definition makes me a smartass
by whatserface November 25, 2007
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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Ironically, the fear of long words.

"sesquippedalio" relates to long words
"phobia" is an irrational fear
"hippopoto" and "monstro" (short for hippopotamus and monster) exaggerate the length of the word

synonym: sesquippedaliophobia means exactly the same thing

alt spellings: "pedalio" instead of "ppedalio"
guy: I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. *(guy starts hyperventilating)*
by whatserface December 18, 2008
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srsly

'seriously' spelled without the vowels.
used by lazy people on the internet.
iNtErNeTmAnIaC1: dis site is teh BOMBZORS!!!
InTeRnEtMaNiAc2: SRSLY dude!
by whatserface January 6, 2009
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