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that's what he said

Just like that's what she said, exept what a guy would say.
Bob: I could really use a hand.
Tod: That's what he said.

Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.
by whatserface December 29, 2008
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masterbait

1. the wrong way to spell masturbate
2. the best brand of bait, just like Master Lock...not really
1.
guy1: I masterbait when i'm bored
guy2: what a noob

2. this doesn't exist
by whatserface July 23, 2007
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id

1. short for identification (capitalized)
2. short for "i don't" followed by one or two other words (i.e. i don't know, i don't care, etc.)
most common:
idc,idk,idr

most common w/ an extra word added:
idrc,idfc,idek,idfk

less common:
idbi,idts
by whatserface August 1, 2007
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Vegas

what happens here, stays here.
accident: what happened in Vegas?
guy: you happened in Vages
guy: no, seriously. your mom had sex with your dad, and you happened
guy: and then they left you in Vegas
guy: you know what they say, 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.'
by whatserface May 5, 2007
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Verizon

A wireless cell phone company that claims to be "America's most reliable". They have terrible commercials, I mean, who wants 1000 people following them everywhere?
by whatserface March 11, 2008
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AT&T

A wireless phone company (also landlines and internet) with pretty bomb commercials. Not sure if their service is any good.
(I forgot her name so we'll just call her Jen)
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won't come home married.
(call drops)
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don't make the same mistake I did.

Mom: Beth!
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth: idk, my bff Jill? (i don't know, my best friend forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's...s...nf.

AT&T
by whatserface March 11, 2008
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smartass

A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)
I guess this definition makes me a smartass
by whatserface November 25, 2007
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