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Red Flu by CheeganTMurphy June 16, 2025
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red flute
The red flute is the process by which a male or female, preferably female, prepares to give a male a blowjob. Before the suck fest begins, the partner takes a razor blade and cuts a small slit on the scrotum at the base of the penis. The partner then proceeds to give the male a blow job and blows fairly hard on their penis and down the urethra. After blowing, blood and semen should spew from the incision on the scrotum and out the pee hole, creating a red flute.
Also note that the partner can also penetrate the penis with a thumb tack along the shaft of the penis while it is erect. While engaged in the red flute, the partner giving the red flute can put his or her fingers over the holes of the penetrated penis and make motions of playing a flute, creating different variations of sound.
Also note that the partner can also penetrate the penis with a thumb tack along the shaft of the penis while it is erect. While engaged in the red flute, the partner giving the red flute can put his or her fingers over the holes of the penetrated penis and make motions of playing a flute, creating different variations of sound.
Dude, last night with Linda was amazing. She was suckin my dick and right before i nutted, she whipped out the razor and gave me a red flute. I still have the stiches to prove it!
red flute by Fantastic 4 July 27, 2007
Menstral Fluid Red
A hue of color. Not commonly found in the 24 pack of Crayola Crayons.(possibly in the 54 pack im not sure) This color can usually describe the color of ones face while in an explosive mood.
Kid A-"dude did you see Brians face when he got really pissed off??"
Kid B-"yeah bro it was Menstral Fluid Red"
Kid B-"yeah bro it was Menstral Fluid Red"
Menstral Fluid Red by NiggerBounce February 22, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026