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Red Car Small Penis 

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!
One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

red car theory 

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked
did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed
red car theory by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023

big red car 

The car that the wiggles travel around in. The most famous song about this car is called 'toot toot chugga chugga big red car'. Lyrics are for the chorus listed below
toot toot chugga chugga big red car
we'll travel near and we'll travel far
toot toot chugga chugga big red car
we're gonna ride the whole day long
big red car by iam a wiggly dancer November 7, 2006

too far red car 

A way to say 'too far' while adding that extra oomph that lets you know just how far it has gone
Fran: Oh my god, James cancelled on me at the last minute
Grace: Wooah man too far
Fran: He told me he had to go to a family thing but he actually went out with Chris instead!
Grace: Too far red car !!!
too far red car by Grace F March 12, 2011

ONE RED CAR 

i literally cant be any more specific.
How can i make "ONE RED CAR" more specific? I Literally cant!
ONE RED CAR by Mr. Some1one November 7, 2018

Car Monster Red Bull Drinker 

A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.
The “Car monster Red Bull drinker” drank all my Red Bull and made me sad
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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