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Red Badger 

A red badger is a man with no penis, they're often making bad jokes.
Person 1: Did you hear about Dylan?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Some girls were saying he's a red badger.
Red Badger by FloralSkies23 June 9, 2017
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red badge of passion 

A giant red hickey on your neck after a passionate sexual encounter!
Damn did you see Clay's red badge of passion on his neck this morning. Yeah that must have been some encounter.

red badge of courage

when a man has vaginal sex with a woman who is being visited by her monthly freind aka on the rag and after intercorse the man pulls out his bloody penis and whips the woman with it leaving a red mark this may be a very brave thing to do if she dosent have a sense of humor.
last night I nailed my girl but she was ragging and I didnt know at first but when i was finnished I pulled out blood drenched cock and gave her a red badge of courage

red badge of courage

When a man has penile-vaginal sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently menstruating. Not to be confused with the term red beard which involves oral sex.
Barney had to clean up his penis after earning his red badge of courage with Betty.
red badge of courage by tru@ January 13, 2005

Red Badge of Courage

The red stain that is left when you get done engaging in sexual relations with a female on her period.
That girl DanJimmy just had sex with left a huge Red Badge of Courage on his sheets.
Red Badge of Courage by putnam2 February 24, 2011

Red Badge of Courage

The mark left on the sheets of a bed caused by vaginal intercourse with a menstruating female.
Frank: "Hey Evan while you were gone for the weekend I left you a Red Badge of Courage on your bed!"

Evan: "Thanks man! You're the best!"

Red Badge of Courage

When a man gives a woman oral pleasure while she is on her menstrual cycle.

Eating a girl out when she's on her period
After Shane had pleasured his girlfriend, he noticed a very distinct taste of blood on his tongue. He later looked in the mirror and saw the horrifying truth that he had just earned the red badge of courage.

You know when you have a guy whipped when he'll earn the red badge of courage for you.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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