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Rectile dysfunction 

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Constant need of a shit.
I have rectile dysfunction
Rectile dysfunction by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022
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Rectile dysfunction 

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Constant state of needing a fat shit.
I have rectile dysfunction.
Rectile dysfunction by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022
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a reptile dysfunction 

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This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!
Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!
a reptile dysfunction by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020
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Reptile dysfunction

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When you can't get your lizard to stand up.
He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.
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reptile dysfunction

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Its when the old snake won't strike.
Looks like your new man friend has reptile dysfunction.
reptile dysfunction by Brewster Molis September 24, 2011
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reptile dysfunction

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When your snake fails to charm her.
Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.
reptile dysfunction by telephone man August 30, 2010
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piddlefart

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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun 

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead 

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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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