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Recruiter
My recruiter signed me up as infantry and I wanted to be an engineer. I should have researched all the jobs in the military before I signed up.
Recruiter by Jimmy June March 18, 2010
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Cock Recruiter
An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.
"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"
Cock Recruiter by Impayler. August 26, 2013
recruiterments
Apparently what our great president, I mean ex-president, says that terrorists use to recruit other people to their terrorist organizations.
"The best way to defeat this enemy in the long run is to deny them the recruiting tools that are...and the recruiterments..."
"The Taliban has...recruiterments?"
"The Taliban has...recruiterments?"
recruiterments by awkward toitle January 20, 2009
recruiterments
The means to recruit? I don't know, it's a word that our brilliant president came up with. He's come up with more words than William Shakespeare. See also misunderestimate
"The best way to defeat this enemy in the long run is to deny them the recruiting tools that are...and the recruiterments..."
recruiterments by Rami Agonistes November 5, 2007
cooter recruiter
cooter recruiter by good azz chicken May 9, 2011
recruitery
1)(Adjective): In a covert fashion.
2)(Noun): Stealth internet activities that can only be performed by the most badass of recruiters. Teeters on the edge of stalking.
2)(Noun): Stealth internet activities that can only be performed by the most badass of recruiters. Teeters on the edge of stalking.
1) You think your man cheated on you?! Oh shit, I'm about to get all recruitery on his ass.
2) After a few minutes on the interwebs she had some serious recruitery about the candidate.
2) After a few minutes on the interwebs she had some serious recruitery about the candidate.
recruitery by JillySciarillo November 27, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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